Interview with a human being on the topic of squirt guns
Q: Which is better, running through sprinklers or being squirted with a squirt gun?
A: Running through sprinklers.
Q: Which is better, a water balloon fight or a squirt gun fight?
A: A squirt gun fight.
Q: What is the correct color for a squirt gun?
A: Yellow-green is best, orange-red is second best.
Q: How well do squirt guns squirt?
A: Not very well.
Jessy Randall’s (bit.ly/JessyRandall) poems, comics, and other things have appeared in McSweeney’s, Poetry, and Scientific American. Her latest book is Mathematics for Ladies: Poems on Women in Science (MIT). She is a librarian at Colorado College.